While I was outside cleaning the terrace in the main unit the other day, preparing for a new guest’s arrival, I heard, OVER the Ipod music blaring in my ears, the kind of fake, high-pitched girlie-girl laughter one might hear in a bad soft-core porn movie.
I looked down toward the beach in front of the [...]
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Seen in Tulum #1
Posted in Beach, Humor, Insanity, Life in Mexico, Playa del Carmen, tagged Life in Mexico, nudity on the beach, Playa del Carmen, Tulum on January 11, 2010 | 10 Comments »
Aunt Flo Will Have Her Revenge On Heather Ellen
Posted in Insanity, Uncategorized, tagged childlessness, children, kids, menstruation, Mother, periods on November 13, 2008 | 36 Comments »
I started this blog a while back, right after my trip home to Chicago, but never finished. With my computer on hiatus, it’s been fermenting until now. It may or may not have gotten a bit too rank and heavy, so I’ll do my best to post some innocuous Halloween photos in the next day [...]
Settling Dust
Posted in Insanity, blogging, friends, tagged Bloggers, blogging, Blogs, depression, insomnia on October 30, 2008 | 9 Comments »
This morning, I was 80% finished with the second 20 year reunion blog when I inexplicably received the Blank Screen of Death. My home computer died. This is being posted as quickly as possible because my laptop also has serious issues and needs to go to the doctor. Yeah, it’s new. But it’s sick. And I [...]
Please Pardon Our Dust
Posted in Insanity, blogging, tagged anxiety, blogging, insomnia, writer's block on October 23, 2008 | 18 Comments »
This blog is experiencing technical difficulties. Our blog author has been suffering from insomnia, latenight anxiety, and writer’s block. We have enrolled her in a new gym in the hopes that she will kick the sleepless cycle and she can return to her blogly duties.
Please stay tuned, we shall return to our regularly [...]
Zombie Need Brains
Posted in Insanity, tagged insomnia, zombies on October 10, 2008 | 22 Comments »
So, for some reason my brain decided that sleep was an activity it no longer needs. I am hardly sleeping and after 2 weeks of this I am starting to feel just the slightest bit crazy. It’s a good thing I’m not traveling any time soon, since I’m quite sure any airline would charge me [...]
I’m In A Foul Mood
Posted in Insanity, tagged baseball, Chicago Cubs on October 5, 2008 | 8 Comments »
I am not fit to be around humans today. The bar was out of La Pinta last night so I had to drink shots of Centenario to deaden the pain of recognizing that as a Cubs fan I am doomed to a lifetime of misery and failure. And my poor grandmother, who is in her [...]
Good Christian People, I Come Hither To Die
Posted in Insanity, tagged Chicago Cubs on October 4, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Well, I’m off to Pinche Gringo’s to watch the Cubs game. Wish me luck. Or Godspeed, whatever.
Of Baseball and Aneurysms
Posted in Insanity, tagged baseball, Chicago Cubs on October 3, 2008 | 13 Comments »
Probably no one in the world will be surprised to learn that the rotten no-goodnik Chicago Cubs dropped their second post-season game to the damned LA Dodgers last night by a score of 10-3. It was a comedy of errors, only it was the unfunniest comedy I’ve ever seen. Every. Single. One. of [...]
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