Since my BFF Sara already started a “detox” diet and I started one today, we decided together to have a “last stand” at her house last Saturday. Hilarity ensued.
When I saw the photos we took of our wine/Almond Joy/gummi bear/Hershey’s bacchanalia, I couldn’t help but think that these photos would show all of our Three [...]
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Aunt Flo Will Have Her Revenge On Heather Ellen
Posted in Insanity, Uncategorized, tagged childlessness, children, kids, menstruation, Mother, periods on November 13, 2008 | 36 Comments »
I started this blog a while back, right after my trip home to Chicago, but never finished. With my computer on hiatus, it’s been fermenting until now. It may or may not have gotten a bit too rank and heavy, so I’ll do my best to post some innocuous Halloween photos in the next day [...]
Settling Dust
Posted in Insanity, blogging, friends, tagged Bloggers, blogging, Blogs, depression, insomnia on October 30, 2008 | 9 Comments »
This morning, I was 80% finished with the second 20 year reunion blog when I inexplicably received the Blank Screen of Death. My home computer died. This is being posted as quickly as possible because my laptop also has serious issues and needs to go to the doctor. Yeah, it’s new. But it’s sick. And I [...]
Please Pardon Our Dust
Posted in Insanity, blogging, tagged anxiety, blogging, insomnia, writer's block on October 23, 2008 | 18 Comments »
This blog is experiencing technical difficulties. Our blog author has been suffering from insomnia, latenight anxiety, and writer’s block. We have enrolled her in a new gym in the hopes that she will kick the sleepless cycle and she can return to her blogly duties.
Please stay tuned, we shall return to our regularly [...]
Zombie Need Brains
Posted in Insanity, tagged insomnia, zombies on October 10, 2008 | 22 Comments »
So, for some reason my brain decided that sleep was an activity it no longer needs. I am hardly sleeping and after 2 weeks of this I am starting to feel just the slightest bit crazy. It’s a good thing I’m not traveling any time soon, since I’m quite sure any airline would charge me [...]
I’m In A Foul Mood
Posted in Insanity, tagged baseball, Chicago Cubs on October 5, 2008 | 8 Comments »
I am not fit to be around humans today. The bar was out of La Pinta last night so I had to drink shots of Centenario to deaden the pain of recognizing that as a Cubs fan I am doomed to a lifetime of misery and failure. And my poor grandmother, who is in her [...]
Good Christian People, I Come Hither To Die
Posted in Insanity, tagged Chicago Cubs on October 4, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Well, I’m off to Pinche Gringo’s to watch the Cubs game. Wish me luck. Or Godspeed, whatever.
Of Baseball and Aneurysms
Posted in Insanity, tagged baseball, Chicago Cubs on October 3, 2008 | 13 Comments »
Probably no one in the world will be surprised to learn that the rotten no-goodnik Chicago Cubs dropped their second post-season game to the damned LA Dodgers last night by a score of 10-3. It was a comedy of errors, only it was the unfunniest comedy I’ve ever seen. Every. Single. One. of [...]
Assistant Chief of Police shot and killed in Playa del Carmen!!
Posted in Insanity, Life in Mexico, tagged drug-trafficking, Playa del Carmen, Policia on August 11, 2008 | 14 Comments »
Cancun Canuck, resident expat-reporter extraordinaire, alerted me to the shocking and tragic news that the Assistant Chief of Police and another officer were shot and killed this morning by as-yet-at-large assailants.
According to this article, this surprise attack occurred on Calle 20 at Manzana 15, but I don’t know exactly where this is (don’t know the [...]
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