Since my BFF Sara already started a “detox” diet and I started one today, we decided together to have a “last stand” at her house last Saturday. Hilarity ensued.
When I saw the photos we took of our wine/Almond Joy/gummi bear/Hershey’s bacchanalia, I couldn’t help but think that these photos would show all of our Three [...]
Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
Augustus Gloop’s got nothing on my friends
Posted in Humor, Playa del Carmen, Things I love, friends, tagged chocolate, chocolate mishap on December 19, 2008 | 17 Comments »
Last night, some girlfriends and I got together for a baking party. Many of you know that every time I try to bake something, somewhere a little kitten dies, so I was there only for moral support and to help clean up all those pesky bottles of wine.
At the end of the night, we [...]
Meet My Future Husband
Posted in Humor, Things I love, tagged Flight of the Conchords, Jemaine Clement on October 2, 2008 | 8 Comments »
I’ve been crushing on Jemaine Clement of Flight of the Conchords for over a year now and in the last few days it’s gotten really, really bad. I can’t stop watching the music clips on youtube, I’m obsessed. And what do I do with my obsessions, but foist them on you, my innocent [...]
My Punk Rock Friend Rob Thinks He is Soooooo Funny
Posted in Humor, VW Westfalia, friends, tagged hippies, Volkswagen, Westfalia on September 28, 2008 | 14 Comments »
And you know what, he is. This cracked my shiz up. Rob is an artist. And is apparently good with the Photoshop.
*whimpering but I don’t want to be a hippie…*
Jesus is a Friend of Mine
Posted in Humor, friends, tagged friends, Jesus on September 28, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Since it’s Sunday and all, I thought some devotional music wouldn’t be out of line. Thanks, Elizabeth H.
It’s 1.10 am, Friday Night
Posted in Humor, Things I love, tagged gummi penis, wine on August 9, 2008 | 13 Comments »
or technically, Saturday morning.
What does the garbage can next to YOUR computer look like this time of night?
Alternate title: What I Have For Dinner Most Nights
Curse you, Paris Hilton!
Posted in Humor, Uncategorized, tagged McCain Ad, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Response to McCain on August 6, 2008 | 7 Comments »
I never dreamed you could ever do ANYTHING that could make me like you, not even a little. Now where do I go with my smug condescension and biting derision?
EDIT: The video, which was paid for by FunnyorDie.com, has already been yanked from you tube.
So I can’t embed it anymore, [...]
Note to Self: Self, start wearing pants at the computer.
Posted in Humor, Uncategorized, tagged coffee spill on July 17, 2008 | 7 Comments »
Holy crap on a biscuit, I just sat down at the computer and dumped an entire cup of fresh, hot coffee into my lap. Thank the heavenly father I put cream in my coffee or I’d have melted my privates right off like the German dude’s face in Raiders of the Lost Ark. [...]
Winos rejoice!
Posted in Humor, Uncategorized, tagged red wine, winos, NY Times, Aging on July 15, 2008 | 11 Comments »
Sweet Christ on a cracker, I’m not sure how I missed this information before, but The NY Times recently reported about studies indicating that red wine may slow aging.
In an attempt to lend credence to this research, I submit as evidence this recent photograph of me with my mom:
Apparently my mom likes the red wine, [...]
