I know, I know. You wouldn’t believe me if I told you how buried I’ve been at work. Long story short: really buried.
I did take the time to make you some extra special Valentine hearts, just from me to you. Because I LOVES you.







Have a great day, everyone! See you soon, I hope.
Oh god thank you Heather!!!!!! I needed this today.
By: Jami on February 14, 2009
at 2:43 pm
LOVE IT!!! Happy Effin’ Valentine’s Day to you too:)
By: Sara on February 14, 2009
at 3:24 pm
Ahh, thanks for the love!!!! I hope, though, that you’ve had some down time.
By: Darla on February 14, 2009
at 3:44 pm
Perfect candy hearts, couldn’t have said it better myself. I’m gonna take your advice and go eat a bag of dicks now.
Happy VD ~
By: Joyce on February 14, 2009
at 5:59 pm
LMeFAO, and a Happy Effin’ V.D. back atcha, chica! I do hope I’ll run into you before I leave town ….
By: Peggy Sue on February 14, 2009
at 7:39 pm
I had an entire bag of dick for breakfast. Love you girl.
By: kt on February 15, 2009
at 11:30 am
Oh yeah, today she’s a sarcastic bitch. Last night, she’s all sweet and kissy …
wait last night she was a sarcastic bitch too, never mind.
Can’t eat candy hearts ’cause I’m like all low carb, but if I could I’d eat the filthy whore one looking at Heather.
love ya, Caroline
By: Caroline on February 15, 2009
at 11:36 am
I don’t see my favorite. A yellow “lick me where I pee” heart, but the lick my twat will suffice,
By: jan on February 15, 2009
at 3:36 pm
Who are you? The name is vaguely familiar…
By: James on February 15, 2009
at 4:42 pm
I’m just going to treasure the “Kiss My Ass” heart because it’s my fave… a timeless classic… the comfort of home… thanks for that….
By: charmarie221 on February 16, 2009
at 12:44 am
LMFAO! I am feeling the love! Thanks Heather! Where can you buy a bag of dicks?
By: alicia on February 16, 2009
at 12:24 pm
what, no ‘munch my muff’?
By: Maggie on February 18, 2009
at 5:20 pm
So a Happy Valentines for you eh Heather?
I just stumbled across this blog while being very bored at Starbucks on the corner of 5th and 10th and after scrolling down I just realised something.
….I know you!
Adam (of the Peanut Pet Shelter fame)
By: Adam on February 18, 2009
at 8:04 pm
Incidentally, could people stop calling it “V.D”
I’m afraid I might catch something from this blog.
By: Adam on February 18, 2009
at 8:07 pm
By the way, Heather, CONGRATULATIONS on your engagement!! I just happened to be reading Bumper’s trip report, and what do you know, he spilled the beans. Again, congratulations to you and Michael.
By: Darla on February 21, 2009
at 3:14 pm