Comments on: Best set of search terms ever.

By: Bluberry

Bluberry — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 01:03:26 +0000

This is absolutely hilarious. My boss is a former trucker and some of this fits him to a tee

By: thisbumpyjourney

thisbumpyjourney — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 18:52:44 +0000

My favorite is the first verse:

Thanks for nuthin
Take your friggin rig and go
Turkey’s in the oven
Why don’t you take it to your ho?

High five, Susie!

By: heatherinparadise

heatherinparadise — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 17:57:38 +0000

Yay, Susie! I love “take your friggin rig and go.”

By: Susie Q Roo

Susie Q Roo — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 17:48:54 +0000

Best I can do… think anyone will buy it from me?

A Trucker’s Thanksgiving Farewell

Thanks for nuthin
Take your friggin rig and go
Turkey’s in the oven
Why don’t you take it to your ho?

I’m just your slave
I wash your socks and wipe your butt
It’s her you crave
She ain’t seen nuthin but your strut

You’re just a trucker
Not a saint and not a god
She’s a sucker
You two can haul it down the road

I’m done pretendin’
There’s a reason to give thanks
So take the turkey
Then you can stuff it up your tank

By: charmarie221

charmarie221 — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 17:43:26 +0000

and Cannibalism falls short yet again…..

By: Sara

Sara — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 17:29:22 +0000

I have to say it is a toss up between “Truck Stop Girl” and “I Won’t Miss Muddy Boots”…..awesome posts!

By: charmarie221

charmarie221 — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 17:20:41 +0000

Awesome Julie!!!! Lot lizard mama!!

By: heatherinparadise

heatherinparadise — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 17:17:53 +0000

This has officially become my favorite blog post and set of comments ever to appear on HiP.

By: Julie A.

Julie A. — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 17:15:12 +0000

You have a gift, Char: “So why’d ya leave me, Trucker?
You broke my heart, you MotherF**ker.”

And I was just getting warmed up:

“Truck Stop Girl”

I know where you’re headed, ain’t no news to me.
I know who you’re after, and she sure ain’t free.
You just a-tearin’ a path down Route Forty-Three
To see you sure–thing lover at the Busy Bee.

She’s a bleach blond, greasy, cheap-ass slut
Wearin’ tight acid wash and a-shakin’ her butt.
Them truck stop boys just cain’t get enough
Of that lot lizard mama and her discount love.

Well, I’m getting real sick of this lonely bed.
I need me some action to clear my head.
I want me a trucker, or two, or three
Gonna head down over to the Busy Bee.

I’ll be your wild haired honey, your truck stop girl
Gonna hop in your cab and gonna rock your world.
Them truck stop boys just won’t get enough
Of this lot lizard mama and my discount love.

By: Mogley

Mogley — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 17:10:36 +0000

I got the itch, you got it too
I must be traveling, I got it from you