Posted by: heatherinparadise | October 31, 2008

Halloween Fun Fact #274

Dogs do not like to wear wigs and you could ostensibly waste 35 minutes and an entire bag of treats trying to get them to pose for a photo wearing one.  It’s times like these that I really regret not having had children.  Kids would be way easier to torture, plus you could make them go to the Cheese Shack to get a ginger ale for you when you’re hungover.



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  1. “……go to the Cheese Shack to get a ginger ale for you when you’re hungover.” God that made me laugh! Also Franky as Marylin HAS to be the best photo EVER!

  2. Judging by your description, I can only imagine how much funnier this would be if you had video in addition to the pics you posted. Thanks for the laugh, and Happy Halloween!

    P.S. Do not EVER try to put a costume on a cat. Trust me (and the doctor who gave me four stitches in my hand) on this one.

  3. jimsmuse: I only wish I had a video camera. My other dog wouldn’t even let me get near her. Every time I tried, she’d grab the wig with her teeth and shake it furiously, as if it was a snake.

  4. a conversation from my future:

    child: what’s wrong, mommy?
    me: I drank too much mommy juice last night.
    child: would you like me to make you the special sick day orange macaroni and cheese*?
    me: Yes please, and bring some Cheetos Poffs in the meantime. Thank you child.

    it’s going to rule.

    * as opposed to Annie’s

  5. Too funny. The story about the other dog explains the condition of the wigs! LOL!

  6. Trust me girl, you want dogs, they don’t talk back, scream back, mouth back & throw hissy fits that would make the worst of divas shudder, and mine are boys not girls!!!! Oh yeah, and about the cheese snacks and gingerale, forgedaboudit!!!!

  7. How does Dooce do it?


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