or technically, Saturday morning.

What does the garbage can next to YOUR computer look like this time of night?
Alternate title: What I Have For Dinner Most Nights
or technically, Saturday morning.

What does the garbage can next to YOUR computer look like this time of night?
Alternate title: What I Have For Dinner Most Nights
Posted in Humor, Things I love | Tags: gummi penis, wine
priceless photograph
By: tacogirl on August 9, 2008
at 7:38 am
That’s a bold gastronomical move Heather. I usually have my gummi penii with a nice fruity white.
By: Jan on August 9, 2008
at 9:21 am
Gummy Willies? Do you get some sort of rush from chewing the hell out of those things? Do you gnash your teeth and scare all men?
(or is that just something I would do?)
By: charmarie221 on August 9, 2008
at 9:28 am
Ok, I will admit the truth: the gummy penises (penii?) were leftover from the bachelorette party Vanessa threw for A’ndrea. I love gummy candy and attempted to eat these, but they tasted just gross (sorry, V!) so I just threw them away and realized how funny my garbage can would look to an outside observer.
By: heatherinparadise on August 9, 2008
at 9:32 am
gross tasting penisesii? what???
(and it’s entries like this that made me think for SURE you’d have a comment on my PoPo blog….)
By: charmarie221 on August 9, 2008
at 10:35 am
It’s okay baybe…I wouldn’t even attempt to put my mouth around those penis suckers. You were brave though…trying the old gray one. Much kudos to you!!
By: Vanessa on August 9, 2008
at 10:43 am
My daughter got a lovely penis lollipop at her bridal shower. I am not sure if she ate devoured it though.
By: Jackie on August 9, 2008
at 4:30 pm
Now I will have to try and find another card to go with that picture!!LOL
By: Islaholic Trixie on August 9, 2008
at 4:34 pm
Ok, a thousand things I could say…and would if we were together in private! The picture is just too funny though. It took me a minute to see the picture on the gummis and then I just broke up. I thought, “Poor Heather. She has to get liquored up to chow down on a penis!”
By: wayne on August 10, 2008
at 7:16 am
Just stumbled onto your blog and love that you love the purebred, Mexican streetdogs. Me too. My girl is 13years old now and is still the best friend. She has travelled and lived in Mexico, the USA and now Canada. Like most mexican dogs, she is one of a kind, kinda goofy looking and so smart.
By: gina on August 10, 2008
at 2:16 pm
Wine and gummy candy, that is too funny!! What a combo!
Can’t wait to see you in a few weeks cousin Heather! And I sent you a letter on Aug. 1 (was it supposed to be a postcard? Sorry I screwed up then)
I was with your mom, Jim, Sharon, Linda, Mike and Mark last night at the Ted Nugent show. We had fun!
By: Jenny on August 13, 2008
at 1:19 pm
Char, even you would gag on those willies.
Vanessa: Did I really eat the gray penis sucker? No wonder I had a stomachache.
Jackie: Sure, you don’t know if she devoured it or not…you prolly gave her lessons! Haha!
Bring it on, Trixie…still waiting for your blog order, btw!
Wayne: We can’t all be as lucky as you…you’ve gotta take what you can get, and in my case, that’s gross-tasting gummy penis.
Gina: I love Mexican streetdogs, have two of them myself!! They are so loyal, loving, and protective.
Jenny: Ted Nugent, holy shit. No one got shot with a crossbow, did they? September 13 we are having a BBQ at my momses house. Will you be there? It is because I am turning 28.
By: heatherinparadise on August 15, 2008
at 12:46 am
Let me just say that Ted Nugent is BATSHIT CRAZY!!! I kept exchanging looks with Linda and Mark everytime he was talking. Sharon was of course in awe… He is a great musician though.
I will definetly be there on the 13th! My friend is also having her kids b-day party that day so we’ll just do both. 28, huh? Yea then I am 27!!!!
By: Jenny on August 15, 2008
at 2:29 pm