Holy crap on a biscuit, I just sat down at the computer and dumped an entire cup of fresh, hot coffee into my lap. Thank the heavenly father I put cream in my coffee or I’d have melted my privates right off like the German dude’s face in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Dang. The California wildfires ain’t got nothing on my general crotchal region right now.
In related news, I’m awake now.
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Put a lil’ butter on it! Fix ya right up! hahaha!
Note to self- swallow coffee before checking Heather’s blog. *wipes boogery coffee slobber off monitor*
By: lisaloveloca on July 17, 2008
at 9:16 am
Too bad you didn’t buy your coffee at McDonald’s, you could sue! Usually coffee wakes you up a bit more slowly when you drink it but there is less pain. Hope you are ok!
By: CancunCanuck on July 17, 2008
at 11:12 am
Firecrotch! Don’t mean to laugh at your expense (okay…yeah I do), but that was funny! I’d like to know the slew of expletives that spewed forth when this happened. And I truly mean it when I say that I hope there is not scarring involved.
By: Vanessa on July 17, 2008
at 1:06 pm
Holy crap on a biscuit and Christ on a cracker! Golly gee whiz the wonderful new expressions I have learned from your blog.
By: Jackie on July 17, 2008
at 7:48 pm
oh Heather … you’ve done it to me again and now I’m wet.
Caroline
By: Caroline on July 17, 2008
at 9:21 pm
That’s it. If you can’t be careful with my stuff, we can’t get married. It’s over.
By: Jerry on July 17, 2008
at 11:46 pm
Go ahead, y’all. Laugh. I understand.
And Caroline, um, what? I made you wet? Teehee!
By: heatherinparadise on July 18, 2008
at 11:21 pm