Posted by: heatherinparadise | June 9, 2008

Sexo en la ciudad

Ok, so in some ways I’m a typical chick. When the Sex and The City series ended, I was a bartender in a sports bar, but still broadcast the last episode on nearly every TV, including the big screen, and relegated the whining men to a tiny corner TV to watch their danged “important” sporting event. For once my bar was populated almost exclusively by women and yea verily, it was good.

The show wasn’t perfect. Carrie annoyed the hell out of me at times with her stupid puns, massive self-centeredness, and how mean she was to Aidan. Charlotte’s fixation on marriage and babies made me uncomfortable, Miranda’s brittleness touched a nerve or two, and Samantha, well, she was just so over-the-top in her “sexiness” that it made me cringe. But the show worked for me, the characters were well-developed and the content was pretty groundbreaking for TV fare. Plus, I mean, Chris Noth. Mr. Big was, indeed, Mr. Big.

At any rate, I’ve missed those bitches. So like every other woman in North America, my friends and I had big plans for the release of this movie. Since we knew it might be some time before it arrived in theaters, our plan was to illegally legally download this movie and broadcast it at our local watering hole, where we’d go dressed in the chic-est clothes that poor beach-town girls could rustle up, and drink (of course) cosmopolitans. Unfortunately, a decent illegal legal copy of this movie couldn’t be found, so we had to scrap those plans.

All is not lost, however. Sexo en la ciudad is already playing at Centro Maya, so we are going to see it this Wednesday night, June 11. We’re meeting at Centro Maya at 6.15 pm, in front of the mall entrance nearest the theater. It’s “half-price” day (meaning it’s not really half-price, but lower than normal), so please don’t be late so we can find enough seats together. Sara and I are still planning to dress up, since we never really get a chance to dress up, then afterward we will head into town for some pink girlie drinks somewhere (maybe at Dirty Martini bar?). I might smuggle a flask in my cleavage, feel free to do the same. I mean, do the same in your own cleavage, not mine. I don’t think I can fit more than one flask down there.

Let me know if you plan to come, by emailing me at heatherinparadise[at]hotmail[dot]com or else just give me a call/send a text. See you silly bitches soon!

*edited to add this: Someone please buy me these Manolo Blahnik shoes to wear on Wednesday. Kthnxbai.


Responses

  1. I will be in Vegas on Wednesday…I will drool all over the shoes at Manolo Blahnik at the Wynn por vous. I promise if I win big these shoes are yours.
    :)

  2. Have fun. It was really good. Me and some friends went the day after it opened. Someday I will own a pair of Manolo’s too. And a pair of Jimmy Choo’s. It was soo hard to resist going into the Jimmy Choo store in Vegas with $1000 cash in my purse. If I could afford those shoes I would totally share with you….you could have 6 months, I’d get 6 months

  3. Not sure yet if I’ll make it or not, Heather, but, since I’ve never been an official fan, you gotta give me the “what not to wear” lesson beforehand so I don’t embarrass all you legitimate fans. I think you’re chickier than I am.

  4. Aww, Melissa, you’re so sweet!!

    Teetle: Ok, but I get the 6 months encompassing Christmas and New Year’s Eve. Muah-ah-ah-ah

    Susie: Love to have you, but if you’ve never watched the show you might not like the movie…and yeah, I might be chickier, but take comfort in the fact that none of us have any decent friggin’ clothes down here. And can’t even buy any because nothing fits tall/big gringas. Sigh.

  5. Wish I could come….haven’t seen it yet myself.

  6. I’m in!! Yippee!! Now, what to wear……

  7. Miss Heather!

    I LOVE THOSE shoes! Like I said…leaving town but if get it all together I will be there with the best flip flops I own, the cutest Bershka shirt that 15 other people will be wearing and my sexiest “by contorno” panties that I bought at sams!!!!!!!!

    my email…info@cateyecreations.com

    luv ya!

  8. ooooooo!!! ahhhhhhh!! love those leopard Manolo Blahnik’s
    I saw an Oprah show one day where she explained the whole story with Manolo Blahnik shoes and gave one member of her audience a free pair. the woman that won had her choice of about 10 different sytles. What a shame/waste that she had no idea about the shoes prior to the show!

  9. Heather,

    Sounds like a freakin blast ! Count me in and I thnk I have the perfect dress and shoes !! I’m bringing at least one more chica. Bummer I don’t have a flask, but I have plenty of cleavage :-)

  10. My girlfriends had a Sex and the City “sprinkle” for me on Saturday night. (For your second baby, you don’t get a “shower”.) They took me to see the movie and to dinner afterward. We all got gussied up and had a fabulous time. The movie was great. Bring kleenex.

  11. those shoes are jadorable!

    i went last friday night!! was a little bit of a disaster as we were sent to the wrong theatre. i will see what i can do to rustle it up! thank you for asking!

  12. Ooh.. sounds like it’s going to be a fun “girls night out on the town” night… Carrie and the girls would be proud. I’m going to go see the SATC movie in a couple of weeks too (had to wait until ONE of my only girlfriends here in Europe came to Paris… they all live far away, and NO WAY I was going to see the movie all on my own).

    Anyway, the shoes are absolutely gorgeous… but I have to admit I rather prefer the dress Carrie is wearing in the picture above (I have a thing for cherry tree blossoms)…

    … anyone know who’s it is? (not that I would ever be able to afford it probably… or fit in it for that matter!)

    Fned.

  13. Hi Heather!

    Me and Sabrina will be there!!! What a fantastic idea! We will do out best to look our best for tonight!
    Beso,
    Nat.


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