Yikes, what a fun weekend! The First Annual (we hope) Latin American Blogger’s Meet went off without a hitch (well, I had a few hitches, but I’ll tell you about those later) and I had a fantastic time. I’d like to thank Wayne of Gringo in Paradise for all his hard work in putting this together, everything he chose, from the restaurants to the activities, was just perfect.
While I organize my thoughts and my photos, I’ll start you off with a handful of quotes that I found amusing, taken entirely out of context, of course, for your pleasure. Reading some of these, it’s difficult to imagine what the conversation could POSSIBLY have been. I’d like to give a special shout-out to Mimi, of Blah Blah Blah Ginger fame, for providing me with so many juicy quotes.
No answer is the answer.
My husband loves lesbians!
He’s just not that into you.
Ooohh, that’s ok—leave the chunks to me.
Well, it’s kind of beat up and it needs a little servicing.
I write tall.
Ow, my bum hurts!
It’s like all beautiful here and shit.
The hole! The hole! Ahhhhh!!
I purposely lick things that look gross.
Mexican Ice Cream!! Different flavors!!
Danger! Danger!
Here’s to dog hair!
Get your tongue off my wand!
Oh, man, that bounced off!
Is your stick pink?
P.U.! I always hated this corner.
Here, you can have it back, I’m done fondling it.
You can oomph oomph all you want, I’m still not going to carry you.
Those a-holes! Taking the golf cart and leaving us to walk!
Ooh, I’m easy.
Be careful going down, don’t hurt your head.
I taught him to blow it out his ass.
Paul taught me a secret—squeeze it out the end.
Stanley, you need a stiffer neck.
I just pull ‘em apart
I almost hugged that guy!
Well hi, you, do you wanna come live with me?
I’m sweating my balls off!
Squeeze ‘em in between.
*edited to add: I challenge my friends to guess which three of these statements were made by me (Michael guessed immediately, as did my BFF Sara. )
More to come, y’all, so stay tuned.
Bravo!
I didn’t hear all of those but man they sure are funny!
By: Elizabeth on April 21, 2008
at 10:09 am
What a great weekend!! Great quotes too!! Looking forward to working on my assignment!!
By: Michele on April 21, 2008
at 11:09 am
“Ooohh, that’s ok—leave the chunks to me..”
“Here, you can have it back, I’m done fondling it.”
I am torn between:
“Those a-holes! Taking the golf cart and leaving us to walk!”
“Well hi, you, do you wanna come live with me?”
Glad you had fun!
By: Melissa on April 21, 2008
at 11:27 am
*bzzzt* Thank you for playing, Mel, but none of those are from me…
By: heatherinparadise on April 21, 2008
at 11:28 am
Teeheeeheee! Too fun, thanks for keeping us on our toes with your little notebook, great idea.
It was too fab to meet you, we must see each other again soon.
By: CancunCanuck on April 21, 2008
at 11:31 am
I know that at least the He’s just not that into you is added by you right?
By: teetle on April 21, 2008
at 11:36 am
Nope, sorry Teetle!
By: heatherinparadise on April 21, 2008
at 11:39 am
one last guess before work
PU I always hated this corner
By: teetle on April 21, 2008
at 11:44 am
Sorry, honey! Two of mine are the crudest ones of all, naturally.
By: heatherinparadise on April 21, 2008
at 11:47 am
Crap I suck!
On that note how about:
Be careful going down, don’t hurt your head…
By: Melissa on April 21, 2008
at 11:56 am
Since I recognize most of them I’m not going to play. But I would love to know who said “It’s all beautiful here and shit” That one cracked me up!
By: wayne on April 21, 2008
at 1:08 pm
I’d go with “It’s kind of beat up…..” and “I just pull em apart”.
Glad you had so much fun!!
By: Joana on April 21, 2008
at 1:48 pm
Is your stick pink?
I purposely lick things that look gross.
Get your tongue off my wand!
By: Vanessa on April 21, 2008
at 10:58 pm
Vanessa: No. As much as I love you, no.
By: heatherinparadise on April 21, 2008
at 11:06 pm
Ack! And here I thought I choose the crudest ones!! Curious to see how your crude and my crude differ.
Love you more!
By: Vanessa on April 21, 2008
at 11:21 pm
ahhh, it’s not what you say, its how you say it. With the right (or wrong, depending on your point of view) inflection you can make anything crude!
For proof of that look at this skit from these crazy canucks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q8AuX-9Hs4
Todd
By: Todd McIntosh on April 22, 2008
at 12:34 am
I’m sweating my balls off.
I taught him to blow it out his ass.
Ooh, I’m easy.
By: James A. on April 22, 2008
at 7:36 am
Way to go, James A!! Two out of three…and you got the two crude ones, well done!
By: heatherinparadise on April 22, 2008
at 8:25 am
So….You DO have male parts!!!
Hehehehehehehe!!!
By: Vanessa on April 22, 2008
at 8:36 am
Heather, your welcome, maybe I can give you more next Friday
By: Mimi on April 22, 2008
at 10:36 pm